Hey there web fans! As promised, our cafe is now open offering you a variety of freshly brewed coffees made from the highest quality beans. Choose from our delicious range of sandwiches, salads and pastries. You can meet with friends, grab a byte (nerd alert), or simply drop in to access the Internet from your laptop using our free wifi service. If you require a little privacy, you can help yourself to one of our Internet terminals. All five self contained booths are cleaned after each customer; there is nothing more annoying than somebody else's mess all over the place when you want to chuck your own stuff down. Mickey Stouse, our tech support, is always available to lend you a hand if you get stuck. We hope to see you soon!
Top tip: When you’re using public terminals to access the Internet, at the end of your session, however tired you may be, remember to sign out of any websites you’ve logged into. This prevents any trace of your activity falling into the wrong hands.
Bertie Spellend ;-)
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
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Are gorillas permitted to use your terminals?
Absolutely! We don't see many gorillas in Pranker's Wycke, but rest assured that if one were to walk into our shop and express a desire to use one of our private Internet booths, then he or she would be as welcome as any other customer.
Who am I to come between a Great Ape and his tool?
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